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• ATTENTION LADIES: THE PAGE 5106 MOSTLY OR FULLY UN-CLOTHED FEMALE PORNO-GRAPHIC PHOTO-GRAPHIE CONTEST 2002, THE YEAR OF OUR LORD, JOHN SMITH!
  
  Yes, ladies, this is your chance to possibly win large amounts of fame! Having been inspired by The Toilet Online's "Page 73 Girl", which has seemed to be fairly successful in obtaining samples of ameteur, porno-graphic photo-graphie, we have, after long deliberation, decided to en-courage the fe-male population of planet earth to participate in a contest of beauty and un-clothed-ness.
  
  Here is how the competition works: Ladies, you send us a naked picture of your-self and we will examine it...very closely. The more we look at it, the more you win. With or without your permission, we will place your porno-graphic picture on our world wide web page which receives millions of visitors per day (that is, if it is deemed fit, by a strict panel of judges, for any-one to view). Other-wise, we will just look at it a lot (if it is deemed fit for even us to look at). Pictures will only be accepted that are those of a female of an attractive nature...mostly or fully naked. Please examine the current porno-graphic photo-graphie in the Photo-graphy section of our web-site for guidance on this issue.
  
  You ask your-self, "What is in it for me, you perverted brain-eaters "? That's the great thing about it! Nothing, what-so-ever! You are required to do nothing aside from sending us a naked picture of yourself. Now is the point at which you say to yourself, "What an excellent contest. Darling, please fetch our local photo-graphatist"!
  
  Please send your, or your relative's, porno-graphic photo-graphes to: thecryptkickers@hotmail.com
  
  Excep-tional photo-graphes will be placed in our Photo-graphy Depart-ment.
  
  ( Special Note: We do not expect this contest to re-ceive many entries. As a result, your chances to win are even greater than those of a popular site such as The Toilet Online! )