Highlights at the Ghetto Prom

Well another school year is over for the high schoolers. Someone was kind enough to send a few pics from a prom. I just want to know where you can get contraptions like these so I can get them shut down:

It's nice that you guys match, but this Valentine's Day nightmare is not nice. She looks like she just left the swimming pool and slapped some fabric around her waist. This is one of those outfits where you skip her and slap the parents for letting her go outside in this hoochie outfit.

We can tell that she couldn't afford the rest of this outfit, but that stingy fall on the side of her head tell she couldnt afford the rest of the extensions either.

And Busta Rhymes Jr. is not faring much better himself. The outfit is too big for him.

Look, it's Brandy's ghetto sister. She looks more like the special entertainment than a guest. Are you going to belly dance or read our fortunes, ghetto gypsy woman? Even Stevie Nicks wouldn't want it...

Or maybe she just got out of a audition for a Xena movie. Anyone involve in getting this ensemble together should be strung up by their thumbs...

I hope a lot of these girls snook out of the house with these get-ups; I hope their parents didn't approve.

Now what is really going on? Homeboy has brought his best Kango to this event. The guy in the ultra-baggy red suit looks like a hobo, and the guy in grey looks like he should be handing out flowers at the airport. Oh, and you know it's a high class event when the police and ambulances are on standby just outside. And the red carpet is covered in plastic; I guess to keep the blood off...

The almost have matching hair. These fashion disasters speak for themselves...A hot mess...

If they aren't this prom's ghetto king and queen, I don't know who would be. Her outfit is way too many things, but nothing good. I'm wondering if the strip joints have a clothing store in back. It's a mess when your wrap covers more you than your dress. And that dress stops mere centimeters from the 'cuda-pepper'. Looks like she tore a doiley from a table and wrapped it around her waist. Those ghetto gladiator shoes looks like she might have beat Miss IT in the audition for the Ghetto revival of Xena...Call her Ghena. An if I start typing about those ghetto locks in her head I'll get Carpal Tunnel...I know she snook out of the house and took parts of the drapes and table assessories to boot. Whip her tail when she gets back home Pops...Or Maisy...

And someone tell Whitney that Bobby is playing on her again...oops that's not him...My bad. But I looks like he borrowed the suit from his 'My Perogative' video. Or was it Ghostbusters II?