Buffy	Giles	Willow	Xander
"I'm the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen One? She Who Hangs Out a Lot in Cemeteries? Ask around. Look it up. 'Slayer comma The.' "	"Things involving computers fill me with childlike terror. Now if it were a nice ogre or some such, I'd be more in my element."	"It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?"	"Calvary's here! Calvary's a scared guy with a club, but it's here."

Anya	Spike	Dawn
"That's so very humorous, make fun of the ex-demon! I can just hear you in private. 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal.' "	"Mark my words, the slayer is gonna kick your skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish, fashion victim ex-god like you."	"Oooh, scary vampires--they die from a splinter."