The Worst
Things
Certain shades of green
Diet Dr. Check
Andre Champagne (When you add in the price of the headache remedy, cheap isn't always less expensive!)
Comb-overs
Pierced tongues
Things
that
blink
(One advantage that Internet Explorer has over Nestcape Communicator:  if you are viewing on IE, you don't see this blinking!)
Padded toilet seats
Flea markets
People who...
always say "exactly" or "very much so" for any affirmative response
(you: "Does this bus go downtown?" other person: "Exactly." you:  "Does it go past the library?"  other person:  "Very much so.")
wear
waaay
too much perfume.
attempt to proselytize.
Web sites that...
crash my browser.
are composed almost entirely of web ring links and awards.
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