Of all cats, The Yellow Cat purred longest and loudest, loved most to put his arms around the necks of his humans and nestle his head beside theirs, and was the most trusting and forgiving of all creatures.  And eventually The Yellow Cat, who was of mature years, placed himself upon his litter box to die, purring, with trust and forgiveness in his kind eyes.  And in that same season Elsie's Cat becat two more Blacks and two more Grays, none of whom were to receive their individual names before being stolen in the night by a neighbor, along with their entire pride (who at this time numbered thirteen in all), from the bush under which they slept together in peace.  And for a time I wanted no more cats... and no more neighbors.
        And it came to pass that I brought the cat Whiskers a thousand miles to yet another new home.  As the years passed in this place we shared yard, food, and water with many wandering or neighboring cats.  Of those who stayed were:   The Clean Cat, The Face Cat, The Calico Cat; Orange Baby, child of the calico, who played peek-a-boo around the giant oak tree, and was yet too small to survive falling into the pool on a crisp and fateful fall day when the water was frigid and no one was at home to see; and Sam the Apricat.
There were also those we adopted:
Napoleon, abandoned Siamese, fierce and loyal only to me, German Shepherd of felines, who growled at my husband when they were alone together; Elizabeth, tiny and delicate silver Himalayan, never healthy yet always happy, who before her untimely death gave birth to Amber, thick-furred, short-tailed amber tabby with amber eyes, and to mischievous, amber-eyed tuxedo, Purl.  Eventually, of all of these dear friends, only Amber remained;
        Thus ended The Becats; and a time of waiting ensued.  Always, always the cats had come.  Wherever I had lived, throughout all of my life, the cats had come.  Was I less patient, less trusting, as the catless fall and winter passed, to think that a cat would not come?  (And in fact, a cat did come eventually; but that, my dears, is Another Story.)  In the early spring of a thus-far catless year, and (strangely enough) none being available at either the animal shelter or the Humane Society when the time came to call, I did what I had never done before:  I bought cats!  Large kittens of Noble Birth, costing Big Bucks! 
          They are fond of the computer, Celeste especially enjoying a roll on the keyboard when I am doing actual work (although she now finds it hard to fit herself into so relatively small a space for a full-grown Coon girl), and Camille especially enjoying surfing the Web from the back of my chair.
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