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Best-Laid PlansChapter 16 (PG-13)
Donna didn’t even remember what she’d packed last
night, but CJ must have been a big help, because she had a pretty decent
variety of things to wear. She hung up a suit that had been packed and
dressed in khakis and a black turtleneck sweater. She’d hurt her
shoulder so badly trying to get into the sweater that she’d yelped out
loud, and when she moved certain ways it rubbed against the bandage and
hurt a little, but she didn’t want to wear something where the bandage
was easily visible. The turtleneck worked great and the sleeves were kind
of long, so they covered her wrists well. She’d just rather not have to
go through the explanation over and over again. She kept digging in the duffle bag and smiled when
she found a cosmetics bag packed with the essentials. She dabbed on a
little makeup and found she felt almost normal. Josh had insisted she take his “good coat” again,
the long black one she wore last night. They’d stopped at the Starbucks
on Pennsylvania for more coffee, and Josh forced a muffin on her against
her will, saying her “arguably” one piece of French toast wasn’t
enough to eat. She promised to work on eating it at the White House and
pretended not to see his concerned face at her lack of appetite. The Northwest Lobby was pretty empty at lunchtime on
a Saturday. Donna had gotten a little agitated when the Secret Service had
insisted she be signed in as a guest without her White House ID, even
though Ron had met her at the security desk himself to issue her temporary
credentials. The gate had phoned ahead and said Josh and Donna had
arrived. She’d let go of her anger altogether when he, very simply, told
her that he was relieved to see that she had come through the incident so
well. The bullpen was mostly empty, but there had been the
expected impromptu round of well wishes from the people who were there,
which included Ryan, much to the astonishment of both Donna and Josh.
After they’d gotten that out of the way and Donna no longer felt her
face burning, Josh had gone into his office and Donna had started flipping
through her planner, which she’d left on her desk. The nagging feeling
that she was forgetting something wouldn’t go away. No appointments.
None for her, none for Josh. Hmm. “What are you doing?” Josh had come out of his
office and was peering over her shoulder. “I keep thinking there was something going on that
we forgot. That I forgot. But there’s nothing on the calendar, nothing
we didn’t do anyway,” she said, flipping back to Friday and forward to
Sunday. “Told you.” “Yes, you did. You’re very smart,” she
supplied. “I…yes. I am very smart. What —” “What time do they wanna do the thing tomorrow?”
Donna asked, looking at Sunday in the date book. “The...Linden? About 1,” Josh said. Donna nodded and made a note. She was dreading it,
but there was something kind of nice about knowing that by tomorrow night,
the worst of it would be over. “What are you doing right now?” Josh asked. “Nothing at the moment, I was gonna check my
e-mail—” “’Kay, let me rephrase the question. What are you
not doing?” “What am I…not doing?” she asked. “What are you not doing right now?” Donna just looked at him. “That you’re supposed to be doing?” “You said I didn’t have to work, and I’m
holding you to it,” Donna countered. “That you promised you’d do?” he prompted
again. She stared at him for another two seconds before it
clicked. “Oh. I’m not eating my muffin that I didn’t
want in the first place,” she remembered. “Yes, ma’am.” He pulled the muffin from behind
his back and held it in front of him. “You’re a control freak, Josh. Do you know that
you’re a tremendous control freak?” she accused, but she couldn’t
keep the grin off her face at his attentiveness. “Yes, I do, and I like me that way. I’m gonna go
meet with Leo. You're gonna talk to CJ?” he said, backing out of her
cubicle. “Yeah,” she said. “I’m not gonna be in with him that long, I just
wanna catch him up on a couple things,” Josh
said, still backing up. “No working, Donna, I mean it. Go see CJ and eat
your muffin.” “All right, already!” “OK, fine,” he said, turning at his usual
faster-than-light speed, and completely trampling Leo as he came around
the corner. “You’re like an out-of-control freight train, you
know that?” Leo told him after he’d managed to untangle himself from
Josh. “You’re just the kind of person who has chaos in their wake. You
walk by and people fall down.” “I was just on my way to your office,” he said. “Yeah, well, I’m not there,” Leo said. “Yeah, I can see that. What did you need?” Josh
asked. “Nothing,” Leo said. “Nothing?” Josh acted as if the word weren’t
English. “Nah.” “You were just...passing through?” Josh asked. “Yeah.” “Okay. Well I wanted to update you on the—” “Oh, and I wanted to tell you that you’re
completely demented and that I ought to fire you, but instead I’m just
going to hold you down and offer Donna the opportunity to kick you in the
head repeatedly,” Leo interrupted. “What the hell?” “Ron told me Donna had signed in under a temporary
pass and I told him he was crazy,” Leo started. “No way in hell was
she in here after I’d sent your intern over to your apartment and told
you that you could work from home today. No way did you drag her ass in
here. But here you are, and I see that in fact, Ron was right and I owe
him an apology. But before I go do that, I’m gonna hold you down while
Donna KICKS YOU IN THE HEAD!” “Leo!” Josh shouted. “Repeatedly.” At her desk, Donna giggled. Leo kept a straight face
as he turned to her. “You wanna do it here or should I drag him outside
where it’s nice and cold?” he asked, hooking a thumb at Josh. “Oh,
are those steel-toed shoes? Because that’s really what I’d
recommend.” “I’m not working,” Donna said appreciatively. “Then why are you here?” Leo spread his arms. “Tired of me, Leo?” “Nah, but I was depending on you to keep him outta
my hair for the day,” Leo said as he stepped closer. “How ya doing,
kid?” “I’m good,” she nodded. “I’m fine.” “You look OK,” Leo said. “I feel OK,” Donna replied. “OK,” Leo said with a smile. “Josh said you had
a little thing with a ...” he motioned at his shoulder. “Yeah.” “Ouch,” Leo said sympathetically. “Yeah, it’s pretty stiff today, but it’s OK,”
she said. “And he’s not making me work, in fact, he tried to get me to
stay and take it easy, but I was getting a bit of cabin fever. He’s
actually been very sweet.” “Who?” Leo asked. “Okay, you know what—” Josh piped up behind
him. “Really, he made me promise not to work, he’s
been force feeding me breakfast foods all day,” Donna said, waggling the
muffin at Leo. “I’m just gonna talk to CJ about the press thing and
hang out for a while.” “I’m sorry about the press,” Leo said. “They
got the name from the police reports and made short work of it from there.
We didn’t think they’d get it this fast, but CJ will be able to keep
them off of you for the most part.” “Hey, there was nothing you guys could have done
about it,” Donna said. “If it hadn’t been for everybody at the
hospital last night, I would have had to deal with it then.” “Okay. Well, CJ’s gonna take care of you on that,
so don’t worry too much about it. Did you call your folks?” Leo asked. “Yeah,” Donna said wearily. “I honestly don’t
know which was worse, last night or this morning,” she joked lamely. “When you’re a parent, Donna, you’ll
understand,” Leo said, touching her elbow lightly. “Let me know if
there’s anything I can do. I’ll see you later.” “Thanks, Leo.” “You want to tell me about Hooper?” Leo asked as
he walked back by Josh. Josh fell into step with him, “You know, I’m
perfectly nice. I can be nice.” “Since when?” Leo asked as they passed through
the double doors on the way back to his office. ************** Donna began to make her way over to CJ’s office,
but was stopped by several people along the way who wanted to ask how she
was. She was already tired of answering the questions, but, truth be told,
it was nice to know people cared so much. Ginger was working in the communications bullpen when
she walked through. “Hey,” she said when she looked up and saw Donna
approaching. “You OK?” “Other than having answered that question 50 times,
I’m fine,” Donna said, leaning against the edge of the desk. “Sorry,” Ginger winced. “I thought NOT
mentioning it would be just...weird.” “It’s OK, I just...it’s awkward, you know?” “Yeah, I know,” Ginger replied sympathetically.
“Give it a few days, it’ll die down.” “Not before it hits the papers, though,” Donna
moaned. “The media have a 30-second memory, Donna,”
Ginger said. “By Monday morning you’ll be old news.” “Somehow I don’t think it’ll be quite that
fast, but I’m looking forward to that time.” “Did you call your mom?” “Yeah.” “And how did that go?” Donna scrunched her nose up and shook her head a
little. “Sorry. Give her some time, she’ll calm down,”
Ginger said. “I just don’t know why I’ve gotta be the one
with the crazy mother,” Donna said, only half kidding. “Donna, I don’t know a single person with a
mother who isn’t crazy.” “Josh’s mom isn’t.” “Well, that’s just because Josh is crazy. He
inherited all her craziness and somehow left her normal.” “No argument there. Where’s Sam?” Donna said,
noticing the light in his office was off. “He had an errand, I think.” “Police station?” “I didn’t know if you knew,” Ginger said. “Josh told me. I’m gonna go talk to CJ.” “OK. You get any good drugs at the hospital?”
Ginger joked as Donna walked away. “Oh, yeah.” “Cool.” Toby was obviously in “composing” mode in his
office so she didn’t stop in, but she waved a little as she walked by
his window, and he gave her a look that almost passed for a little smile
before going back to squinting at his legal pad. She’d peeked warily around the corner as she
approached CJ’s office, making sure no members of the press were hanging
around outside her door. Carol’s face softened when she saw Donna coming.
“Hey. Don’t let me hurt you,” she said as she reached out to give
Donna a hug. “Just stay to the right,” Donna advised. Carol
held on for just a second too long and both women found themselves
becoming misty-eyed. “Your shoulder OK?” Carol asked as she pulled
back and blinked a few times to get her tear ducts cooperating again. “It’s just stiff and sore,” Donna said.
“I’d switched to Advil but I think I’m gonna go back to the good
stuff when I can take something again.” “Had enough of the heroics, huh?” “More than enough.” “Well, since you’re sore I won’t kick your ass
for being the reason I’m in here working on a Saturday,” Carol joked. “Oh, like you wouldn’t be here anyway,” Donna
teased. “Yeah, but before it would’ve been because I had
no life, now it’s because I have to be,” Carol moaned. “You wanna let them write the stories about you and
I’ll assist CJ?” Donna asked with a glint in her eye. “No deal. Hey, don’t worry about it though.
CJ’s already been working the major outlets. They’ll stay pretty much
out of your way after the first few days. This’ll die down quick
enough,” Carol reassured. “That’s what everybody keeps saying,” Donna
said. “How did your mom take it?” “Like my mom.” Carol grimaced in understanding. “She’ll come
around. She always does.” Donna snorted. “OK, she hardly ever does, but in a few days, the
girls will get you so drunk you won’t care,” Carol said. “Now that sounds like a plan,” Donna said. “And CJ’s got plans of her own for dealing with
the press. She knows what she’s doing. Trust me, this is not gonna be as
bad as you think. You’re one of her own, and she’ll look after you.”
Carol said as she picked up the receiver. “You want Donna?” she said
into the phone. CJ got up from behind her desk as Donna opened the
door. “Hey. You look better.” “Thanks, I feel a little better.” “I can tell,” CJ said. After a moment, Donna finally just blurted out,
“Still no word on when the awkward silences should subside though.” CJ laughed in understanding. “It’ll happen.
Sit.” They both took up residence on the couch, Donna
wincing a little when she leaned back. “Shoulder’s pretty sore, huh?” “Yeah, and it’s starting to shoot up my neck a
little. I tried to switch to Advil because I didn’t want to be so out of
it, but I think that may have been a little too soon,” Donna said as she
turned sideways and leaned her back against the arm of the couch so she
didn’t have to turn her neck to look at CJ. “When will the Advil wear off?” “Couple hours, I’m going to try to wait until
then,” Donna said. “OK,” CJ forced a smile. “So…” Donna started. “So?” “Josh filled me in on most of it…” “Oh. Right. The press,” CJ shifted positions a
little and flipped a mental switch that turned her back into White House
Press Secretary mode. “Steve came to me after the gaggle this morning.
The night editor recognized Sam pretty clearly in one of the photos from
last night, which was unavoidable unless we’d all donned ski masks.” CJ froze mid-thought. She hadn’t even thought about
the implications of that metaphor until the words had already left her
lips. She stared at Donna wide-eyed, unable to say anything else. Donna rolled her eyes, “For God’s sake CJ, they
weren’t wearing ski masks!” “That was incredibly…I’m sorry. I didn’t even
think about—” “What did I just say?” Donna interrupted her.
“It’s fine. It didn’t bother me. Move on.” CJ let out the breath she’d been holding, but the
tension in her body stayed put. “Yeah, um…anyway, after they knew Sam
they were able to pick out the partly obscured faces of Josh and me, so
they waited on the incident report, and got the names of everyone involved
early this morning. They showed the list to Steve and of course, it
didn’t take long for your name to jump out at him.” “Yeah,” Donna said, a hard edge creeping into her
voice. “He didn’t spring it on me, he told me after the
gaggle,” CJ said. “What a prince,” Donna said sarcastically. CJ took another breath. “Anyway,” she reached
behind her and grabbed a file off the corner of her desk. “This is what
I’ve come up with.” She handed Donna a piece of paper. Donna looked down at it, but with all the talk about
the press, she was just a little too addled to concentrate. She handed the
statement back to CJ. “Just tell me what…” “It’s simple, short. It confirms that you were,
in fact, involved in the incident yesterday because you were in the wrong
place at the wrong time. Explains that your White House connections were
coincidence and did not become an issue. I’ll tell them you sustained
minor injuries, were treated in the Emergency Room at GW and released the
same night. Your right to privacy will prevent me from going into deeper
detail on your injuries,” she looked up and Donna nodded. “What
else…that you’ll be giving a statement to authorities and working with
them in the coming weeks and months but that I obviously can’t comment
on an ongoing investigation. I’ll make some snide remark about Josh
being a slave driver and that we think we’ll see you Monday, but that
doesn’t commit you if you decide you want to take a day or two. The
President extends his appreciation to everyone involved who worked—” “The President?” Donna said stiffly. “CJ, this
wasn’t an official thing, I can’t believe we’re even commenting on
it in the first place. You don’t have to bring the President into
it—” “I know. He wanted to. He wanted to thank everyone
who helped.” “When did you talk to him about this?” Donna
asked curtly. “Met with him this morning in the Oval. Not just
about you, but I told him we’d be making a statement and he said he
wanted to extend his thanks, so that’s what we’re going to do,” CJ
had tried to be kind but firm with that last part. “Okay,” Donna said flatly. “That’s about it,” CJ said. Donna didn’t make
an effort to move or avert her glare, so CJ tried to bring the subject
back to something more comfortable. “Did you sleep OK last night?” “Yeah,” Donna tried to soften her tone but it
didn’t work very well. “I…know you might not want to go back to your
apartment right away, and anyway, I think it might be nice to be coddled
for a few days. Be waited on hand and foot for a little while,” CJ
smiled. “Yeah, it might,” Donna relaxed a little and
smiled. “He was really great last night, CJ. I mean, you all were, and
thanks for your help with the packing by the way, the makeup just did
wonders for my mood. But Josh…I’ve never seen him like this.” “Told you it scared the hell out of him,” CJ
said. “Yeah,” she said softly. Her left sleeve had
worked its way up a little and she was picking at the bandage on her left
wrist. “To be honest, I think it kinda scared the hell out of me, too. I
mean, a little.” “Well,” CJ said, trying not to stall too much on
that emotional moment. She knew Donna wouldn’t want to break down at
work. “If you don’t want to go home, you’ve got a standing
invitation over at my place. We’ll give each other pedicures, eat raw
cookie dough, call the boys at 3 in the morning. It’ll be like a slumber
party.” Donna giggled, much to CJ’s relief. “Thanks. I
haven’t even thought about when I’m going back home, and Josh said I
could stay for a while. We packed enough for a few days anyway, so I guess
that’s one thing on the to-do list that can wait for a little while.” Donna hadn’t picked up on the subtext. CJ felt like
she shouldn’t push the subject further, but she had major concerns about
the image it might project if it came to public light that she was staying
at Josh’s place. She’d bring it back up later, had to bring it
back up later, but Donna still seemed to be on shaky footing, so she let
it go for now. “And you’ve told everybody that you want to know
before I give the statement. Your family and friends?” “I’ve told my parents, and my dad is going to
tell my extended family,” Donna said, still picking at her wrist.
“Everyone else can get in line.” “Well, there’s nothing too alarming in the
report, and we make it clear that you’re fine,” CJ said. “You still
don’t want to do interviews, I take it?” Donna shook her head. “Okay. I’ll put something at the end about
respecting your privacy as you move on from this…ordeal and that you
don’t wish to say anything else at this time. That should pretty much
keep all the outlets that have a rep in the room off your back. You might
get the stray question asked here and there from the other outlets or an
overzealous jerk at one of the major papers. Just tell them you don’t
have anything to say and keep walking. Not ‘no comment,’ that makes
you sound like you’re hiding something. Say that you don’t have
anything to say to the press. It might not be a bad idea to have someone
with you when you’re out and about for the next week or so. They’re a
lot less likely to stay on you if you have company than if you’re
alone,” CJ advised. “Okay,” Donna said, tugging her left sleeve back
down as Carol opened the door. “Donna, the First Lady would like to see you in the
Residence when you’re done,” Carol said. Donna smiled ruefully. “Should’ve seen that
coming.” “Yeah,” CJ and Carol replied together. “We’re
done,” CJ said. “Go see her.” “Okay,” Donna accepted the hand CJ offered and to
help her up. “Hey, is there anything we’re missing? Anything we
haven’t addressed?” “No, I don’t think so. Why?” CJ asked. “Nothing, it’s just…I have this feeling I’m
forgetting something. I don’t know, I can’t thank what it could be,
but I can’t shake the feeling.” “It’ll come to you eventually,” CJ said. “Go
see Abbey.” “Yeah,” Donna said as she headed out the door.
“Hey, thanks for all the…” she gestured at the folder in CJ’s
hands. “Forget about it. Now, shoo.” Donna waved and headed toward the residence. The
theme for the day was quickly becoming, “The sooner you get it started,
the sooner it will be over with.”
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