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Jade's Place Revamps,
A Long Needed Renewal

by Bogus Falsely Jr.
Thursday, July 11 2005 10:01 AM CST

Bogus13-Longtime local loser and self-trained web designer Skip Space launched his latest shallow shot of a total revamp of the forever ailing Bogus13 web site.

When asked by his friends if it would revitalize the site and lure in dozens of new visitors over the next few years Skip replied, "Probably not. We do have some new content that is pretty good but its not very likely anyone will ever see it. As you know content is very vital to a web site and well, we just never had that!"

"When we first started out we basically had no content and we tried to use interesting and useful links to fill the vaccuum. We still utilize that approach but it just isn't enough by itself. Also Slim, with absolutely no artistic talent and very low resources was spending close to fifty hours a week turning out each miserable graphic. In the mean time, I was spending, and still do, about the same on each web page.

(Continued) They still don't validate, but we use them anyway. Also the .09 megapixel digital camera isn't turning out as well as we hoped, and Slim lost his PhotoSuite in our Great Windows 95 Meltdown, but, we will persevere."

Long time friend Slim Shyster said in a separate interview, "What the hey, it makes him happy. Why not?" Comment was mostly mixed and light among the remainder of the crew.



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